-Who are you, my son?
-I am your grandfather, dad.
-And what do you want?
-I came to say hello and to get the oval office.
-What do you put on your big hair to make it so shiny?
-Ammonia, corn starch and… I don’t remember what else…
-Napalm?
-That’s right, napalm!
-And what can I do for you?
-You could invade China and then when I take over, I’ll be halfway done.
-Whoops, whoops, whoops!
-What?
-That China is far away.
-Yeah, that’s why.
-Okay, I invade China and you pass me your napalm shampoo.
-Echo, yayo!
-Thank you, my son.